Barack chillaxin'

Barack is really reaching now to try to portray to people that he is just a regular man, just like everyone else. He, oh wait, I mean his controllers, believe that by simply putting him in jeans and tennis shoes that now the people of the greatest country in the world (and all of the worst - lets not kid ourselves, he is the terrorists' candidate) will think they can relate to him. He wears jeans, I wear jeans, that means he's just like me!! What a pitiful attempt at normality. We all know you are an elitest, Barack.

Look closely at him, the awkwardness practically comes out of the picture and strangles you. There is nothing natural about that stance he's got going on. He couldn't be more uncomfortable if you stuck an eightball of coke up his butt. And the shoes are pristinely white, obviously brand-new, never-been-worn.

Please, Barack, stop these ridiculous attempts to lower yourself from your beloved "Messiah" status to be just one of us regular people. The people that your party takes money from through organizations like Fannie Mae to fund your flights to Hawaii and your wife's Lobster and Caviar snacks. The people that will be punished for having a successful small business and almost half of their income will be confiscated. The people that you continually smother until we gasp for air and pray for our life, then you come along and pretend to be our savior. Well I've got news for you, we don't need or want your help.